Retrospect: An Important Lesson to learn from the 2024 Elections
Well folks, here we are again. Donald Trump is back in the White House, and if his previous term taught us anything, we're strapping in for one hell of a rollercoaster ride. I can already feel my inbox filling up with requests to write about the latest Trump cannabis controversy or whatever inflammatory tweet is setting the internet ablaze.
But I'll be honest with you – I'm going to try my damnedest to avoid turning this platform into yet another Trump commentary channel. Lord knows we've got enough of those already. Between the mainstream media's obsession with every presidential syllable and the circus surrounding Elon Musk and RFK Jr.'s alliance with Trump, we're already drowning in political theater. I mean, just look at the current media frenzy over "Did Elon Nazi Salute?" after Trump's inauguration speech. If that's any indication, we're in for four years of non-stop sensationalism.
Here's the thing though – as someone who prides himself on staying above the partisan fray (and believe me, that's getting harder by the day), I feel obligated to share some hard-earned wisdom about navigating the cannabis landscape during these politically charged times. The last four years under Biden's administration taught us some valuable lessons about political promises and cannabis reform, and those insights are more relevant than ever as we enter this new chapter.
So grab your favorite strain, settle into your comfy spot, and let old Reginald share some perspective on what we've learned and how to keep our heads straight during what's sure to be an... interesting four years ahead.
Politicians Love Pot Pandering
If there's one thing I've learned from years of covering cannabis politics, it's that weed polls better than politicians – and boy, do they know it. It might sound like I'm hitting the bong too hard, but the numbers don't lie. Election after election, cannabis legalization consistently polls higher than any candidate running for office. With pseudo-legalization spreading across the country like wildfire, there are more cannabis supporters than ever before, making us quite the tempting voting bloc.
This reality wasn't lost on the Democrats during their four-year stint. They dangled cannabis reform like a carrot on a stick, making grand promises about prioritizing legalization. Remember Kamala Harris, suddenly becoming cannabis's biggest cheerleader? The same Kamala who oversaw countless marijuana prosecutions as California's Attorney General was now preaching about social justice and legalization. The irony was thicker than smoke in a hotboxed Volkswagen.
For the first few years of the Biden administration, we got nothing but lip service. Then, as election season approached – wouldn't you know it – suddenly cannabis reform became urgent. Pot pardons! Rescheduling! It was like watching a dealer who ghosted you for months suddenly sliding into your DMs with "you up?"
And some folks ate it up. I saw countless posts from well-meaning stoners declaring their undying loyalty to Biden-Harris based solely on these eleventh-hour cannabis promises. But let's get real – those pardons didn't free a single soul from prison, and the rescheduling circus? Well, that's still stuck in bureaucratic limbo, likely to face years of litigation if it ever materializes.
Here's the kicker though – despite all this pot pandering, Trump still won. Why? Because while cannabis reform is important, Americans were more concerned about putting food on their tables, feeling safe in their communities, and managing the immigration crisis. The Democrats were so busy virtue signaling about helping marginalized communities that they forgot about the broader population's immediate concerns. That's like focusing on growing exotic strains while your basic crops are dying – it might sound cool, but it won't feed the masses.
The result? Not only did they lose the election, but they strung along millions of cannabis supporters for absolutely nothing. No legalization, no meaningful reform, just empty promises and disappointed voters. And therein lies our lesson, my friends. Politicians will always love pot pandering because they know we're passionate about legalization. But when their promises go up in smoke, we're the ones left holding an empty bag.
Here's a draft in Reginald Reefer's voice:
How to Be Over the Next Four Years!
Let me tell you why I stay away from political parties like they're contaminated bathwater. It's not because I don't care about society or our collective rights – quite the opposite. It's because these parties are like ill-fitting suits; they might look good on the rack, but once you try them on, nothing quite sits right.
Take me, for example. On some issues, I'm as "Republican" as they come. I believe in keeping government small (because let's face it, they tend to mess up everything they touch), rewarding merit over handouts, cutting through red tape, and protecting individual liberties. You know, the whole "leave me alone to grow my plants in peace" mentality.
But flip the coin, and suddenly I'm singing from the Democratic hymnal. I believe in drug reform (obviously), holding big corporations accountable for their shenanigans, protecting Mother Earth, and letting people love whoever they damn well please. Some might say this makes me a libertarian, but I prefer to think of myself as an anarchist – not in the "chaos in the streets" sense, but in the "I don't need a master telling me what to do" sense.
Now, if I were to play the political game (which I'm not, but let's pretend), here's how I'd approach it. During campaign season? Sure, I'd fight like hell to get my candidate in office. Wave the signs, spread the word, do the whole song and dance. But the moment they win? That's when the real work begins.
See, this is where most people get it wrong. They treat their political party like a sports team, blindly cheering even when their players are dropping the ball. But that's not how democracy should work. The minute your candidate takes office, you need to transform from their biggest cheerleader into their harshest critic.
Stop swooning over their tweets and start scrutinizing their actions. Forget what they promised on the campaign trail – what are they actually doing now? Are they following through, or are they just blowing smoke? If they're not living up to their word, it's time to make some noise. Call your representatives, flood their offices with emails, make your voice heard.
That's the thing about political promises – they're like rolling papers in the wind unless someone holds these politicians accountable. And who better to do that than the people who put them in office? Don't let them get comfortable. Don't let them forget who they work for.
So over these next four years, whether you're a Trump supporter or just someone trying to navigate this political circus, remember: Your job isn't to defend your candidate's every move. Your job is to keep them honest, keep them working, and keep them afraid of disappointing their constituents. Because at the end of the day, politicians are like cannabis plants – they need constant attention and occasional pruning to produce anything worthwhile.
Trump is Pure Chaos Energy
Let's talk about the orange elephant in the room. Love him or hate him, Trump isn't your typical politician – mainly because he isn't one. He's more like a chaos wizard who somehow got hold of the nuclear codes. But here's the thing that makes covering Trump so interesting: unlike most politicians who make promises they never intend to keep, this guy actually follows through on some wild stuff.
Take his first few weeks back in office. While the media was having a meltdown about his latest tweet, Trump was busy declassifying JFK and MLK documents that have been gathering dust for decades. But the real head-turner? Pardoning Ross Ulbricht, aka the Dread Pirate Roberts. Here's a guy who got two life sentences without parole for... what exactly? Creating a website? Sure, people sold drugs on the Silk Road, but by that logic, we should throw Mark Zuckerberg in prison every time someone sells weed through Facebook Messenger.
And he's not done. RFK Jr. – the black sheep of the Kennedy family who's been raising hell about pharmaceutical companies – is set to head Health and Human Services. Meanwhile, Trump's already making good on his immigration promises faster than you can say "build the wall." It's clear this isn't the same Trump from 2016. He's got new allies, new strategies, and seemingly fewer fucks to give than ever before.
But here's where things get murky, folks. While Trump's making moves that have libertarians and anti-establishment types cheering, he's also cozying up to some seriously sketchy characters. Take Larry Ellison, the Oracle overlord who's got deeper CIA connections than my grow room has spider mites. For those who don't know, Oracle started as a CIA project in 1977 with Ellison at the helm, though they'll swear up and down it's all ancient history. Yeah, and I'm just growing tomatoes in my basement.
What's particularly concerning is all this talk about using AI to develop mRNA vaccines. I don't know about you, but combining artificial intelligence, experimental vaccines, and a company with intelligence agency roots sounds like the plot of a dystopian novel I don't want to live through.
So here we are, watching Trump do some genuinely positive things while simultaneously setting up what could be the infrastructure for a technocratic surveillance state. It's like finding out your dealer is giving you great prices but also installing cameras in your house. Sure, the weed's good, but at what cost?
This is why, my friends, we need to stay vigilant. Celebrate the wins when they come, but keep your eyes wide open and your bullshit detectors finely tuned. Because in Trump's America 2.0, the only thing we can be certain of is uncertainty itself.
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