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Cocaine Bear Has Nothing on Reefer Raccoon or the DQ McFlurry Skunk

by Joseph Billions | Saturday Feb 25, 2023

The bizarre but genuine story that served as the basis for the new film "Cocaine Bear" was the product of an extraordinary series of circumstances, according to wildlife experts from all over the nation. Specialists have seen wild animals drink almost everything else, including fancy chocolate cakes from houses, hummingbird feeder syrup, and even other alcoholic beverages like beer and marijuana.

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Volunteers Needed to Smoke Weed and Get High for the Police So They Can Understand Cannabis Impairment

by HighChi | Saturday Feb 4, 2023

After approximately 30 minutes of consuming marijuana, the police administered sobriety tests to the volunteers. "It's evident that their normal coordination has been impacted," commented Officer Eli Dunham of Montgomery County after testing Maxberry. He added that determining the volunteer's capability to drive would require further examination.

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T'was The Night Before Christmas - Stoner Style

by Reginald Reefer | Saturday Dec 24, 2022

‘Twas the Night before Kushmas, when all thro’ the pad, Not a creature was stirring, because of those dabs; The Stockings were hung by the chimney with care In Hopes that Ganja Clause would soon be there

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Does Cannabis Cure Cancer? Help with Autism? Indica or Sativa? - The New AI-Powered ChatGPT Talks Weed with Cannabis.net

by Chiara C | Wednesday Dec 14, 2022

Does ChatGPT smoke weed? What does ChatGPT think about cannabis and legalization? Does the AI-powered ChatGPT like marijuana or does it think Reefer Madness is on the money? Cannabis.net sat down with the new chat bot ChatGPT and asked it the tough marijuana questions.

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Why Do We Get Deep Thoughts While High on Cannabis?

by Joseph Billions | Saturday Nov 26, 2022

It may take a few tries to find the right dosage where there is no tension or anxiety, but once you do, when the brain is really savoring the high, a lot of interesting things start happening. High thoughts might be hilarious or ludicrous, innovative or seemingly creative, or simply gloomy and dangerous. But the feeling is most pleasing when the dose is right.

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Have You Listened to Weed, Yet? - Vinyl Record Released with Cannabis Leaves Pressed Into It

by Joseph Billions | Sunday Aug 28, 2022

Now people might call you cool, and you feel cool, but you definitely have never been 'pressing weed into an album you release' cool. A fresh edition of Dopesmoker, Sleep's third album, will do that exactly; having cannabis leaves sealed into the vinyl, it has metalheads everywhere gassed up.

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Are You a Weed Mooch? 3 Signs You Might Not Be Doing Your Share on the Weed Front!

by jsp1073 | Friday Jul 22, 2022

This truly is the greatest sign that you are a cannabis mooch. If you are always present in the 'session,' but you always come empty-handed, that is typical weed mooch behavior. Also, if all you contribute is joint papers and blunt wraps, and never contribute any flower, then you are a cannabis mooch.

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How Much Weed is in a 'Zip of Cannabis'? - What Does the Zip Phrase Mean?

by Joseph Billions | Tuesday Jul 19, 2022

In terms of quantity, a zip of weed is used to describe 28 grams of cannabis. Or, in mathematical terms, 1 zip of weed equals 28 grams. This is a pretty big pile of cannabis. In terms of rolls or joints, a zip of cannabis contains 40 joints of cannabis. This is obtained by a practical breakdown of how much cannabis an average joint contains, which is 0.7 grams. (Note that this is an estimate), your joint could sometimes be heavier or lighter than this amount.

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Man Gets His Day in Court for Cannabis Charges, Then Gets Caught with 100 Pounds of Weed in His Car as He Left the Courthouse

by The Undercover Stoner | Thursday Jun 30, 2022

As Boston.com reported, as the courthouse finished its’ business for the day, the 43-year-old man, who had a suspended license, headed to a Florida licensed-plated SUV and decided to try and drive away from the courthouse.  A Massachusetts state trooper took notice of the defendant and pulled over the car and arrested the man for driving without license.  As the police took inventory of the car, they discovered over 70 pounds of marijuana and 20 pounds of cannabis extract.

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The Battle for Cannabis Strain Naming Rights - How Should Strains Be Classified and Named in the Future?

by Lemon Knowles | Tuesday May 31, 2022

Terribly still, no rule is curbing unethical breeders from naming a different strain the same as a valuable or popular one. Considering the surge in the cultivation of cannabis and the breeding of new strains across the globe, a lot of advocates have suggested. That the can is community adopt ala standardize the system of naming.