Five Rabbit Holes to Explore While High
Ah yes the rabbit hole – a wonderful time suck that will twist your understanding of what’s real and what isn’t. Within the world of cannabis – there are many rabbit holes to go down and one could say that “conspiracy” and “cannabis” are distant cousins.
Nonetheless – I thought it would be appropriate right about now to create a short list of potential “rabbit holes” worthy of exploration. This list is not meant to incite any kind of “response” other than point people – who might be bored and interested in finding something out-of-the-box – in the right direction.
So sit back and let’s get ready to go down a few holes where there are absolutely no rabbits to be found.
ROUND 1: Familiar Grounds – The Hempire Returns!
This is the conspiracy that intrinsically joins the idea of conspiracy and marihuana. The origin of this conspiracy goes back right after alcohol prohibition was abolished and a jobless Harry J. Anslinger needed a new gig.
Somehow – Anslinger gets mingled with Randolph Hearst – a newspaper mogul with timberland in the northern parts of Mexico – where…you guessed it Pancho Villa raided frequently. At some point – the DuPont…yes, those DuPont – gets involved and suddenly we get REEFER MADNESS.
Reefer madness hyped up America and used its deep racial insecurities and made hemp – the crop that up at that point was the backbone of American agriculture – illegal. Well – not illegal, but sort of – check out Marihuana Tax Act of 1937.
Anyhow – this goes on for a while, and the first dude, Old Sam Caldwell gets busted for pot and not having a Tax Stamp. The hemp industry immediately dies. Anslinger rages with his cock out.
In comes WWII – Hemp gets re-legalized for a short time – because it’s essential and all that – and then back to its tax prison where Anslinger was the warden.
Oh – Anslinger was a racist cunt too…so there’s that.
Where was I? Oh yea!
In comes Vietnam, Hippies, the Civil Rights Movement and Nixon. Which brings us to our second Rabbit Hole…
ROUND 2: THE WAR ON DRUGS, MK-ULTRA & OTHER SHITFUCKERY!
Oh yea – now we’re getting into the paranoid stuff. Nixon made the War on Drugs after the Shaffer Commission said, “Dude – there ain’t no evidence that weed should be illegal…this shit should be totes legal bro!”
Nixon was like, “Shmea! Fuck you! I hate Hippies, Blacks and the Jews [no, really!] – so he signed into law the Controlled Substance Act, created the DEA and started the War on Drugs.
Then got impeached because he’s a sack of shit criminal – but let’s keep his laws on the books...because of the Prison Industrial Complex, The Pharmaceutical Industry, Mass-Media Manipulation, Regime Changes, MK-Ultra Mason-killings and on and on and on it goes.
Trust me – just start researching why weed is illegal and you’ll get to Aliens, Big Foot, Anunaki and the rest of the fringe sciences out there.
However – we’ll call it a day for governmental conspiracies. These aren’t the only rabbit holes you can go down.
ROUND 3: Alternative Origin Stories
Let’s get a little bit wild here! We all know of the two main origin stories for everything. On one hand – we have the “Creation Story” and on the other hand we have the “Evolution Story”. One claims that a deity of sorts was like, “Dude – let’s make something” as it talked to itself.
Then, it did create something – called it us, wrote a book and left the shit alone once the book was complete. Perhaps, it was only the diary of the deity that fell to earth – and there’s like a million different entries really – but we’ll never know.
Irrespective – people have different versions of this story, but it’s all about the “Creator’s model”.
Then we’ve got the “Stern SCIENTIFIC MODEL!!!!” that encourages us to believe that shit just happened. Yea – there was nothing then out of nothing something happened roughly 14 billion years ago because of ‘SCIENCE’ and similar jargon. The evolutionary model and cosmological models are typically the most accepted versions within the atheistic nature of global governance.
However – even within this “theory” there are numerous plot holes if you’re willing to poke at it. Yet that is boring….rather why not consider completely irrational (and sometimes very rational) alternative theories.
For example – you’ve got the “Steady State Universe” theory, Eternal Inflation, Oscillating Universe, digital simulation theory….hell, there’s even an idea that everything was created “Last Thursday” and your entire life and everything else is just a construct from the past week. If that was true – how would you go about proving it? How would you go about disproving it?
I’m not saying – abandon science and believe in these absurd things – even though I totally am – what I’m AM saying is that as an exercise of creativity – to approach these alternative theories with an open mind and to suspend all disbelief for a brief moment can provide you with a lot of enjoyment.
Plus it’s good for neuroplasticity so – enjoy cosmonauts!
ROUND 4: CAN I BECOME SUPER? IS IT POSSIBLE TO HACK REALITY?
Have you ever tried to split? Hold your breath on an exhale for more than 5 minutes? Jump into ice cold water like it’s nothing? Walk on coals? Astral project? Develop a photographic memory?
Most people look outwards for their “stimulation” however – the journey within is just, if not more rewarding. Sure – this rabbit hole may require some upfront effort however, once you can get the ball rolling you’ll get a jolt like never before.
Identify something you’d really like to do – something you can’t possibly do right now. And ask yourself, “How would I go about achieving that feat?” and then do it. Youtube is your friend!
ROUND 5: CAN I HACK MY REALITY?
I left this one for the last and most intense round because – the answer is yes! Reality is quite fickle and while people would like to believe that they are static and stable human beings the fact of the matter is that there are millions of “you’s” living inside of you altering your perception based on the subjective experience of a baby brought into a CRAZY FUCKING WORLD.
The most disturbing fact of all is that – “everybody who is supposed to be guiding you was brought in on the exact same conditions”.
Our origin stories might change, however – what is true for every single person on this planet is that you were first some jizz, that made it to an egg and developed into a human and brought into this world. Unless you are not – which, in that case…welcome to earth!
When you came into this world – your subconscious mind was your only defense mechanism. You literally knew nothing. You didn’t know who these strange creatures were – you didn’t even know what air tasted like.
And since that very moment – your subconscious mind has been stitching together a narrative of YOU that you continue to believe to this day. All of your subsequent experiences based solely on your subjective, automatic narration software known as the subconscious-mind.
Your entire life is based on a feeling of a feeling of a feeling, which eventually leads up to your moment of Now. You are not detached from your past – rather, you are an ocean of thoughts, experiences and memories that make up you.
If you change these elements and rearrange them enough – you can literally distort your reality and shape it into whatever you want. Don’t believe me?
Prove me wrong!
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