Tripping Balls Coyotes And Stoned Grizzlies, More Signs Of The Apocalypse

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Motorists in California's Marin County have recently reported regular attacks on cars by coyotes who officials believe may be urged on by the effects of magic mushrooms.

For more than three weeks, a coyote -- or coyotes -- have been staring down cars driving on the state's scenic Highway 1. They attack the cars before leaving, according to a report from Pacific Sun.

So what's causing the unusual interactions?

It's unlikely the strange behavior could be caused by rabies, the Marin Humane Society told Pacific Sun. The coyotes would likely have died already if they suffered from rabies.

Another possibility that officials have not been able to completely rule out: the animals could be inadvertently eating the fly agaric mushrooms that grow in the area.

The fungus has hallucinogenic properties.

"The cars would therefore be some sort of coyote vision, a dark vision of human interlopers, who must be stopped before the rents get any higher in West Marin," Pacific Sun reported. "That would be kind of cool."

Oh, that is just great! Just when you thought it was safe to go camping or for a nice walk in the woods, now we have tripping balls coyotes running up to you asking for a hug or a god damn water. Sweet, yep, sweet!

Next we will have grizzlies coming out of Yellow Stone dancing with glow sticks and mouthing the words from "Bouncing Around The Room".

Awesome. Why does this sound like a Disney movie gone to the dark side....forest animals with magic mushrooms and glow sticks.

Yep, end of the world in t-minus 4 weeks.