This isn’t your typical breakfast of champions. If you want to run faster, work harder, or be an integral part of the system, these cannabis infused Weedies might not be for you.

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Does cannabis help you workout harder? Joe Rogan seems to think so. And it surely hasn’t hindered the performance of a bunch of professional athletes. But I can’t promise you anything.

I can promise you that this cereal will help you keep on winning if you shift your definition of what a champion is. If you want to be a world class wanderer, this cereal is for you. If you want to be the greatest at seeing the interconnectedness of all living beings, stop right now and make a bowl of this. If your mission is to be world class at relieving your aches and pains or eliminating chronic anxiety, this is a cereal slam dunk.

These Weedies were a happy kitchen accident that keeps on giving. When I was halfway through making my cannabis cookbook, I started to whip up a batch of Greenola. I decided to toss in 1/2 cup of brown sugar just for the fun of it and a couple of other things that were rattling around in my cupboard. The cannabis infused coconut oil coated all of the oats and the brown sugar stuck to everything. I knew something magical was happening.

My kitchen filled with the scent of pure, sweet, warm cereal goodness and I couldn’t leave the side of the oven as the oats started to turn golden brown. After holding my breath and letting them cool (for like... ten seconds), I tossed them in a bowl, poured some homemade coconut milk over them, and really went for it.

I didn’t join a pickup game. I didn’t conquer the nearest mountain. I just ate an amazing bowl of cannabis infused cereal, went for a walk, read a book and enjoyed how outstanding it is to live in a state where marijuana is legal; a place where I could freely shoot hoops or go for a hike after smoking marijuana without technically being a criminal.

Will these make you a better performer on the court/field/whatever? Maybe not. But will they make the milk in your cereal taste sweet and make you feel the newness of life, like a kid again? Absolutely.

If you want to live like a champion and your state still criminalizes the use of Marijuana, please make it your goal to support legalization efforts in your area.