Once, I Got So High... - Trip Reports from Beyond

“Once I got so High…” – Trip Reports!

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Whenever people get high together, they like to reminisce about times that they got high. Within the world of psychedelics, this is called “Trip Reports”. When people relate what happened to them while under the effects of a particular substance.

For stoners, there are some amazing trip reports and today I’m going to be talking about a few topics that many cannabis consumers can relate to. The following are a collection of a few individuals who I spoke to about their “once I got so high” stories.

The Longest Burrito

This story starts with two stoners who got hungry at midnight. They decided to go out to get some food. Driving around, they eventually stumbled on this little taco stand on the side of the road. A few tables were laid out and both occupied an empty table.

Shortly after sitting down, the waiter came by and took their order. Once the waiter departed, both started talking about everything and nothing, like good stoners do. The conversation snaked through many different topics. They spoke about philosophy, comedy, life, current events. They dreamed and rationalized.

However, after a while, they realized that their order is taking forever to arrive. After all, they have spoken about many different topics to great extent, and their burritos haven’t arrived yet. Annoyed and Hungry, they called the waiter over and gave them a piece of their mind. “Where’s the food man, why is it taking so long? It’s not like there’ a ton of people here. Cmon!”

The waiter ensured them that their food will be there shortly and apologized for the delay. A few moments later, the food arrived. At that point, all conversation died and both stoners devoured their burritos without uttering a single word.

Once the burrito was consumed, they both calmly stood up and went to pay for their food. They decided, due to the fact that they took so long to give them the food, that no tip was going to be included into the final bill.

Satisfied with their decision, they went back to their car only to realize that it was 12:16 AM. In other words, they got so high, that they went to a taco joint at Midnight, ordered and ate their food, all in the span of 16 minutes.

Speedy Slowzales

Another story sent to me deals with a person who mistakenly ate a brownie at a party. It wasn’t their first time eating brownies, but it was the first time that they were unaware of the fact that they ate a THC infused edible.

Needless to say, roughly an hour after the individual consumed the edible, they started to feel the effects. It wasn’t an unfamiliar experience, so they knew immediately what had happened. To confirm their suspicion, they inquired about the edibles. Surely, they were baked with some hella-kush and was said to be “quite potent” by the host.

Knowing that, the effects were only going to increase in potency. The stoner decided to bail on the party and head back home, considering that he only lived a few blocks away from the location.

As quick as he could, the subject in the story decided to get into his car and drive back home. At first, things were going smoothly. He managed to pull out of the drive way without a problem and started driving.

Paranoid that there might be cops, the individual thought that driving the speed limit would be the best approach. “Slow and steady” he kept muttering to himself. “You can do this”.

However, as he was approaching the speed limit, a mere 35 mph, the experience of this velocity seemed “too much man”. “Got to take it slower than this”.

He slowed down to a comfortable speed, which turned out to be 10 mph. Fortunately, he got home without a problem or a cop in sight.

The Fraken-Munchie

The final story relates to something that most stoners are very familiar with – The Munchies! Almost every stoner has a Fraken-Munchie story.

Essentially, it deals with a person who suddenly gets a serious “case of the munchies” and starts to raid their pantries or fridges for a fix. Suddenly, it occurs to them to make “the best munchie ever”.

They start throwing ingredients together. “This should work”. They continue to construct their masterpiece only to find that after all of that careful stoned planning, they created a monster.

The Franken-Munchie would be a mix of sweet and salt, or aesthetically to the likes of a Cronenberg monster. However, irrespective of the taste, look or in some cases even the smell…the munchies are more powerful than reason…and the stoner ends up eating it anyway.

What’s your “Once I got so High Story”?

I love to hear about crazy shit that happens when people are stoned. If you’d be so kind, why not share a few words in the comment section about the time you got so high that weird stuff happened.