Different Types of Joints and Blunts to put on your Stoner Bucket List!

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As opposed to a “Bucket List” –things you’d like to see completed before you kick the bucket; the “Fuck-it-list” is a list of things that isn’t important enough to be on a bucket-list, but if given the opportunity you’d say, “Fuck it – let’s do this!”

Some examples of “Fucket List Activities” could include;

Taking the acid given to you by the aging hippie at the music festival

Impromptu Road Trips

Getting that Tattoo you think will look really awesome [but probably won’t] but you’re having a good time so…

In terms of joints, I’m sure that many of you have probably tried one or two on this list – but for those new to cannabis, here’s a quick list of a bunch of Joints and Blunts you can put on your “Fucket List”. Remember, joints, spliffs, and blunts are not all the same!

Hash-Centered Surprise!

The first joint on our list comes with a gooey center of Hash. Well – it’s not gooey when you start, but gets there rather quickly. To make one of these you’ll simply need a bit of hash, roll it in the palm of your hand until it’s a long “stringy” piece of hash that is roughly the size of the paper. Place weed all around the hash and roll it.

Be sure to make the hash thin enough to burn evenly. If you have too much hash it will burn slower than the paper and then you’re going to be stuck with a whole bunch of wasted weed.

It’s a great tasting joint – very basic, but if you haven’t combined “forms of weed” into one – this is a good starting place.

The Kiefster Special

For those with a grinder that collects kief – you can either press it into hash or you could sprinkle it on your blunt or joint. It’s great for boosting the potency of the bud if you’ve got some shwaggy weed. To make this blunt you literally have to sprinkle some kief all inside the joint.

This can also work for bowls in pipes or bongs. Just be sure to pack the bottom of the bowl with weed, and then dump as much kief as you can into the bowl. Hit it – and you’ll probably cough a symphony but it will be definitely worth it.

The THC Trifecta

Now if you want to take your joints or blunts to the next level – you’ll need to get some weed, wax, kief and if you want to go beyond the trifecta – get some hash too.

This is a powerful joint that isn’t for everyone because it will most definitely get you Beyond Stoned. I’ve tried a few of these in the past – and while they are enjoyable – I prefer to have a more mellow experience. Nonetheless – if it’s New Year’s and some reindeer-looking-motherfucker comes and offers me one of these – I’d say FUCKET!

The Giggle Stick

I’ve got to include the Giggle Stick in this one. I wrote about the Giggle Stick in detail right here. Essentially this THC-Monster is 100% organic in that the “paper” is just hash. It’s glorious!

A Jeffery

While I have never tried this – and probably wouldn’t if this was offered to me – this is one of the most raunchiest “joints” [if we can even call it that] on this list. I really DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS to anyone. However – if you’re wild enough, then a Jeffery would be the ultimate “Fucket list” joint. Check it out here.

“The Knee-Joint”

These are also known as the XXL-Joints and they can be seen circulating many cannabis festivals and concerts. These monstrous joints are designed to get hundreds stoned and when the ganja-gargantuan wafts its way in your direction – you’ll surely want to participate because these are fringe events. People typically don’t have enough money to roll these kinds of joints by themselves – unless you’re rolling with some dirty-shwag!

The largest “Knee-joint in the world to date measures a whopping 106 ft long which, if presented to me – would definitely enter into the “Fucket-category”.

Why call it a Knee-Joint? As yourself this – what’s the largest joint in the body?

Conclusion

Of course – there are other joints that would align closer to the Jeffrey, but I don’t really want to put those substances on the minds of potential readers. These cannabis joints should satisfy your appetite for “extreme stoning”.

If you aren’t a heavy hitter – stick to the normal ways of smoking weed, but if you ever want to go the extra mile – these crazy cannabis joints can get you there. If you’re ever in a situation where one of these come into your circle of power – why not say “Fuck it!” and enjoy the ride. Life is for living and I say if you’ve got a shot – take a hit!