As July comes to an end, see what's in your future
As July comes to an end, see what's in your future

Stoner Horoscopes

July 22-28, 2016

Posted by:
Laurie Lyons on Saturday Jul 23, 2016

As July comes to an end, it’s time for many of you to focus on wrapping up a variety of projects so that you can focus on the months to come. Just don’t forget to spend some time focusing on yourself and relaxing with a bit of green in the sun during these summer months.

 

Aries (March 21-April 19)

You’ve got some exciting news, possibly about love, coming your way at the end of July. It will likely come via text, email, or even snail mail, rather than face to face, so keep an eye out for it. In the meantime, keep yourself open to the good vibes coming your way by staying in a great mood for the rest of the week. These highlarious comedy performances should do the trick.  

 

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

The end of July is a particularly good time for success to come your way, particularly when it comes to your career. If you were considering taking off of work on July 29, definitely reconsider it, as this is the best way for a good surprise to come your way. In the meantime, be sure to stay productive and on your toes at work, ensuring that the best possible outcome happens for you.

 

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

The last week of July is an excellent time for you to take a few days of work and head out for an adventure. You may not have anything planned, but that’s ok, because a spontaneous trip is likely just what you need. Pack up your car, hide your stash, and hit the road. Not sure of the destination? This is a great time to catch up with old friends, so see if they are free to hang out and have a spare bedroom where you can crash.

 

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

July is an excellent month for your love life, and if nothing new has happened yet, you’ve only got a little bit of time left before the month is over -- now is the time to act. If there’s someone you’ve been trying to reconcile with or a new romance that you’ve been trying to provoke, make your move the last week of July. If you’ve already found love, use this time to do something romantic for your partner. If you haven’t even begun your quest for love, here’s a great place to get started.

 

Leo (July 23-August 22)

July is a time when your intuition is particularly strong. If something has been nagging at you this month, now is the time to pay attention to that little voice in the back of your head. If it’s not speaking loudly enough, try getting in touch with it with the help of some yoga, meditation, and weed. Hopefully that little voice will get louder and help you with something you’ve been struggling with lately.

 

Virgo (August 23-September 22)

This has been a good month to focus on your personal life, so finish off July strong by wrapping up any projects that you may have been working on. It’s also a good time to work on focusing on your health and making a plan to break any lingering bad habits you may have.

 

Libra (September 23-October 22)

The rest of the year is looking like a bad time for you to be building new relationships (rather, you’ll need to focus on giving all of your attention to those who are already part of your life), so the end of July is the time to go out and make new friends or find that new special someone you’ve been looking for.

 

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

A big moment is waiting for you at work on July 26, so be sure that you are especially prepared for it. If it’s a big presentation or meeting, put plenty of extra time and energy into getting everything ready for it, even if that means taking work home with you. If you’re working on your laptop on your couch, you might as well try out a new hybrid strain like the Cannatonic that makes you happy, relaxed, and most importantly, focused.

 

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21) 

A creative project that you’ve been working on lately will bring you some joy toward the end of the month, whether that comes in the relief of finally completing the project, some special recognition from an unlikely source, or some financial gain. Spend the weekend putting finishing touches on it, and indulge in a hybrid like Trainwreck that makes you happy and creative to give the work that extra little something.

 

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

Some good news in the financial department should be coming your way at the end of the month, particularly around the 27th, but shhhh, it’s a surprise. Take part of this unexpected windfall and maybe look into investing some of them into stocks.

 

Aquarius (January 20-February 18)

August will be a very busy time for your social life, so spend the last week of July getting ready for it. Go shopping for some new pieces for your wardrobe, get a haircut, spend a day at the spa, whatever you need to do to make yourself feel good and open to new people. Just be sure that when you meet those new people you are on your best behavior and don’t commit any of the 7 Deadly Sins of a Stoner.

 

Pisces (February 19-March 20)

The next couple of months will be very exciting and full of new and energizing events, so if you’re looking for a little rest and relaxation, the end of July is the best time for that. Whether you hop on a plane, jump in your car, or have a little staycation, spend some time rejuvenating yourself -- you’re going to need it.


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