Stoner Scavenger Hacks – What to do when you run out of weed
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We’ve all been there; those un-fortuitous dry moments before your next stash. For many tokers these are dire moments indeed. However, for the out-of-the-box stoner there are ways to find a toke to carry you over.
In the next section I’ll be talking about some of the most known and unknown stoner scavenger hacks to track down a toke when you find yourself in a dry spell. Some of the hacks listed in here will require a minimal level of effort to achieve, but can come in handy when you’re left high and dry.
Digging in the Resin Pit
This is usually the first stop for a scavenger stoner on the quest to get baked. When your favorite pipe gets used time and time again, it builds up resin that can get you high. Note however that this isn’t a pure high, and probably not too good for your health either. You’re essentially smoking residue from past bowls. It won’t taste good either.
However, when you’re in a jam and need to take the edge off, scraping the bowl of your favorite pipe might be your only salvation. I typically have a few pipes I leave uncleaned just for that special occasion and many times it carried me for a few days. Obviously, you’ll have to ration your rez hits, but if you have nothing better…it definitely will get the job done.
The Roach Graveyard
Joint smoking is probably one of the quickest ways to deplete your stash, however it also provides you with the opportunity to create a Roach Graveyard. Instead of trying to hit that roach until it croaks, you should put it in a jar for later use. If you collect enough roaches by the time you run out of weed, you could easily roll a few joints.
While the taste isn’t the most satisfying, a resurrected roach joint will most definitely get you high. The high is a bit different but there have been many times when I got totally zonked on one of these doobies.
More importantly you can save the recycled roach in a different jar and create a second generation of roaches. A bunch of buddies and I played a game we called “Generations” where we would keep on piling on new generations of roaches by smoking a joint from the previous generation. At the end of a long and hazy summer we reached 21 generations deep. It might not sound like much, but we smoked thousands of joints that summer. Those were the days when we had nothing to do and a whole lot of time. Nowadays I stick to my vaporizer.
Vaped Weed
Smoking vaped weed won’t really do anything to do, however you can make a butter or a warm milk from it that will do the trick. Totally a different high and definitely not the best tasting, this “scarce time backup” works only for those who vape regularly.
For the milk, simply add the vaped weed into a container and boil it for a bit. Be sure to mix it well and then you strain out the solid matter. Pinch your nose and drink that baby. You won’t get super high, but you will definitely have a good night’s rest.
To make the butter you simply need to melt it all together and strain later. To be honest I only tried butter once and it was okay, the milk was way more effective.
Kief container
Every stoner should have a grinder. If you’re not collecting kief you’re missing out on some amazing hits. I typically wait at least a month before I dip into the kief catcher. You could pipe it or you could bong it, but rest assured that this is one solid hit.
If you haven’t smoked in a while, this hit will send you to the moon. I have had to sit down and center myself after bong ripping a massive kief bowl. It’s definitely something you want to save for your “rainy day stash”
The Full Grinder Scrub
I discovered this method after I was dry for a few weeks. I was low on cash and didn’t want to spend on weed just yet. You see, for me weed is a commodity and at times, when I have to budget, I’ll go without ganja for a bit. This is when I typically pull out my Scavenger hacks to get me though those dry spells.
I usually followed all the above mentioned methods but only recently discovered an untapped resource I have been ignoring for years.
One day, when I was dry and depleted my kief stash, I was scrounging for some weed in my grinder. While there was very little “leafy-ness” to be found, I did notice that all the blades of my grinder was covered in a thick coat of hash.
Like a surgeon I went and started scraping off the hash from each blade. By the time I finished the inner circle of grinder blades, I had accumulated enough hash for two bowls. I haven’t cleaned my grinder in months and smoked plenty of great weed throughout those months, I was shocked to find that from my grinder lid I managed to smoke for four days.
This was by far my favorite method to scavenge for weed because the quality is high, the taste is good and the effect long lasting. Couple this with some kief, and you got yourself a very decent bake session.
Think of your future self
Most people don’t ever consider the days that they won’t have weed. By simply conducting some easy preservation tactics, you could have a rainy day stash to carry you over the dry seasons.
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