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The Universe knows what's up, do you?

Stoner Horoscopes

July 15-21

Posted by:
Laurie Lyons on Friday Jul 15, 2016

The full moon is rising, and causing all sorts of wild things to happen, as full moons tend to do. For some, it’s best to hide indoors, while for others it’s a great time for socializing. See what’s in store for your sign as the lunar cycle comes to an end.


Aries (March 21-April 19)

You may be feeling extra adventurous and bold this weekend, but it’s important to maintain a decent level of caution. Feel free to capitalize on your increased feelings of fortitude and adventure, just know that this is not the best time for taking on the most challenging feats that you can find. Focus on fun, rather than on pushing to extremes. In case you do find yourself on the sore end of an adventure, check out this new sports cream.


Taurus (April 20-May 20) 

If you find yourself at home this week (remember, July is a great travel month for you), it’s time to do a bit of nesting. Bringing some natural elements into the home will help to brighten your outlook, as well as give you a creative outlet that you may have been seeking. Maybe you’ll even become so inspired you’ll come up with something really brilliant like Gold Bullion weed.


Gemini (May 21-June 20) 

A large influx of money could be coming your way this week, so if you’re attempting to apply for a loan or woo an investor, this is a great time to do it. Just be sure that you’re totally prepared, because you won’t want to waste this opportunity. Using some of those funds to invest in marijuana stocks could be a great option for you.


Cancer (June 21-July 22)

If you’ve been avoiding a confrontation lately, now is the time to see to it, head on. It might be something that you really don’t want to deal with, but it’s an important part of moving forward with something that has been holding you back. If you’re looking for a little bit of extra courage, try one of these really strong strains of weed to help calm your nerves.


Leo (July 23-August 22)

An opportunity for you to step up and lead a team is coming your way, and you should definitely use this moment to shine. It has the potential not only to bring you some important recognition, but also some financial gain, so be sure to invest plenty of time and energy. And if you think you can’t smoke weed while you’re leading this brigade, you’re wrong! Here are a few ways you can be a productive stoner.


Virgo (August 23-September 22)

There may be a wolf hiding in sheep’s clothing around, wanting to steal something precious to you. He’ll rear his head when the full moon comes out, howling his way into your life. Keep a very close eye out for people that you might find suspicious, just be sure to not give in to paranoia.


Libra (September 23-October 22) 

This is a good time to spend a little extra money on making your home extra special for yourself. One way to do that is to consider investing in a little home grow operation. It may be something that you’re a bit hesitant to do, so here’s a great pros/cons list for you to consider. If you decide against it, still make an effort to bring some extra green into your home with other plants and flowers.


Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

The full moon may bring an unusual enemy to your door: technology. Though technology typically plays a big, helpful role in your life, something may break or backfire soon, so be ready for it. Use the weekend to backup your files and other important things, and perform any upgrades that need to be done in an effort to fend off this threat. Once you’re done, treat yourself to a nice indica and enjoy the rest of your weekend.


Sagittarius (November 22-December 21) 

Someone close to you, a lover or a child (or someone similar) might be causing a little bit of extra strain on your pocketbook in the coming days, but don’t take that as a bad thing. This could be an important opportunity to do something special for this person who means so much to you, so even if it requires making an extra effort, it will be worth it. You may just need to find some ways to cut back on your weed spending for a bit.


Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

Protecting your home and family is particularly important around this full moon, so doing so should be your focus. This can be anything from a physical protection or something more metaphorical like taking time to invest in insurance. Your reward will be a greater sense of peace for you and those close to you, but expect a little extra bonus in the form of some happy news.


Aquarius (January 20-February 18)

This is an important time for you to focus on yourself and spend some time working on a solo project, preferably one that expresses your creativity. Do some healing, some resting, and work on your spiritual and personal growth. A little private time will do wonders for your outlook.


Pisces (February 19-March 20)

A big social event is coming your way, and with it opportunities to make new acquaintances that could be very important to your life. If a wedding or fun soirée isn’t in the cards for you, you can still make some new friends using the Weed Feed social network. Might as well, right?

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