What do the stars have in store for you this week?
What do the stars have in store for you this week?

Stoner Horoscopes

June 9-15, 2016

Posted by:
Laurie Lyons on Thursday Jun 9, 2016

Want to know your stoner horoscope? Look no further than our newest feature that tells you how the stars, planets, and moons align to reflect the ebb and flow of your life’s events.


Aries (March 21-April 19)

June is an important travel month for you, Aries, and you should be prepared to seize any opportunity to pursue your wanderlust. Now is a good time to try out something new like Colorado’s cannabis tourism trade or utilize a new service like BudandBreakfast to help find the perfect 420-friendly lodging. Be sure to keep a travel bag handy for all of your toking needs!


Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Early June is a time to keep an eye on your financial situations, as you may need to perform some balancing acts. Some unexpected bills may pop up, so be as ready as you can be for them. Now might be a good time to start trying out some budding on a budget tips to help save money. On the other hand, this is a great time to ask for a raise if you are employed by a business (not self employed).


Gemini (May 21-June 20) 

June 11-13 are your best days this month for fun and love, so make sure to not spend much time this weekend in the couch. Stick to strains that help keep you more active and social, as you’ll really want to try to break out of your comfort zone this weekend to try to meet new people and maybe even try to find love. If you do find yourself lucky in love this weekend, here are a few strains that will help maximize your sex life.


Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Early June is a good time to spend some quality time with yourself. It’s a quiet time, so you shouldn’t have too many distractions keeping you from regrouping. This period of rest and reflection could be a great time to try out some new strains without the hustle and bustle of your regular priorities around. Just remember to not isolate yourself too much, as your love life will pick up more later in the month.


Leo (July 23-August 22)

This weekend will be an important time for you to be spontaneous about opportunities that come your way. If you get invited to a party, hop in the shower and twist up a few for sharing. If a last minute trip comes your way, pack your bags and bake a batch of brownies for the road. This is not a weekend for overthinking your decisions, and those opportunities don’t come along too often.


Virgo (August 23-September 22)

Your finances will enjoy an excellent boon this weekend, with either more money coming directly your way or a good deal finding you. Keep an eye out for sound economic opportunities to maximize your funds, rather than spending too excitedly. Also, keep in mind that not everyone around you will be experiencing this same goldrush, so remember that sharing is caring, especially when it comes to weed.


Libra (September 23-October 22)

If you’ve been contemplating making new changes to your look, now is the time to do so. Try out a new hairstyle or buy a few new pieces of clothing because this is a great weekend for you to show it all off and focus on your social life. Both friends and lovers will be extra excited to see you this weekend, so give yourself that outer boost of confidence that you may need. And hey, while you’re out there being friendly, why not have you and your friends try out one of these crazy ways of getting high.


Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

This weekend is an excellent one to turn your attention toward your home. Spend time cleaning, decorating, or whatever you need to do to make your surroundings comfortable and full of positive energy for you. Once you’re done, put your feet up and reward yourself with some couch time and a nice indica strain. Don’t be afraid to turn down a social call and just be a homebody this weekend.


Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

If you happen to be able to take next Monday off-do it! This is a great weekend to take a little three-day getaway, even if that means a staycation in your pajamas. Let yourself have a little break from life’s stresses without feeling bad about it. Maybe even try something new like juicing cannabis for your weekend brunch, then spend the rest of the time doing whatever the hell you want.


Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

Early June is a good time to focus on any lingering health issues that may have been plaguing you recently. Taking a hard look at alternative treatments, including medical marijuana, may be the thing to help you find your way out of the rut that your medical issues may be causing. If you’re currently not dealing with any, this is a good time to focus on your health, in general. Maybe try starting up a new gym routine.


Aquarius (January 20-February 18)

This is a great weekend to work on developing your romantic relationships, whether already established or works in progress. If you’ve been working on bringing some new ideas or experiences into your relationships, now is the time to start planting seeds of ideas so that they have the chance to take hold. Don’t be afraid to be a little bold in articulating your desires -- you’ll never know until you try!


Pisces (February 19-March 20)

If you’ve been feeling a little overwhelmed lately, use this weekend to refresh your outlook on life a bit. Maybe try getting creative with a new art project or working on your meditation or yoga practice. Your reward will be some positive news regarding work or possibly your health on Monday, so be open to receiving it when it comes your way.

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