Stoner Horoscopes July 8-14, 2016

Stoner Horoscopes July 8-14, 2016

Those summer months are heating up, making it a great time to get outdoors and look up at the stars. If it’s just too hot for all of that, don’t miss what the stars have to say about your upcoming week with your horoscope.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Now is a great time to put some effort into your home, both through your energy and financially. If you’ve been waiting to upgrade a certain area of your abode, look for ways to do that, even if you think you can’t really afford it. Having peace at home will become extra important as the month becomes a little more turbulent down the line. If you’re worried about giving up your free time (aka smoking time) to being busy, here are a few tricks to being a productive stoner.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): July is an excellent month for you to travel, so use this time to plan a getaway. A bit of extra money may be coming your way, but don’t plan on it. Instead, go with what you’ve got and do something special for yourself, even if it’s just overnight. If you’re looking for ideas, here’s a list of warm weather cannatourism destinations for your summer travels.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): This is a really good time for communication and technology to come together in a way that is beneficial to you and some of your larger goals in life. Opportunities may be coming your way through these channels, but you may have to make some of your own. If you’re looking for funding for an idea, here’s a good place to start.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Now is a great time to travel a short distance to connect with friends or family. Your personality and engagement with loved ones will really shine during this time, so don’t be afraid to hop in the car and visit those who have been missing from your life, lately. It might be time to bring grandma and grandpa a little care package, if they’re on your itinerary.

Leo (July 23-August 22): This weekend will see some big opportunities, and possibly big money coming your way, so be ready to jump when the chance arrives. If nothing shows itself by early next week, consider taking a few fun financial risks like wagering on your favorite green plant.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): This weekend is an important one for communication and for spending time with/celebrating with loved ones. Don’t let a bonding opportunity pass you by, even if that requires you trying something outside of your comfort zone. Doing something new won’t kill you, but just in case the anxiety is a bit much for you, consider a nice indica like Berry White to smooth things out for you.

Libra (September 23-October 22): A new opportunity may be coming your way in your professional life, one that may cause you some turmoil with balancing your work life and home life. It may help your decision along to do a little yoga and meditation with the help of some weed. Just keep in mind that this opportunity is probably a lot more special than others that may come your way.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Look to your friends for a chance to have an incredible weekend, there may be a special kindness coming your way from one of them. When that time comes, be sure to be gracious and generous -- your bond will certainly grow from it. If you’re looking for new friends to make connections with, we’ve got just the thing for you.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): An improvement in your status at your job is likely to be coming your way soon. This doesn’t necessarily mean a promotion, but an opportunity to make your workflow and your career a more positive part of your life. Be ready to jump on the opportunity when it arises, and be sure that you are being as productive as possible right now -- someone is taking notes.

*Capricorn (December 22-January 19): This weekend is one that needs to be packed full of culture and food, both of which will help rejuvenate your spirit. It’s time to try something new and off of your beaten path. Stay away from your favorite bars and restaurants and go exploring, whether at home or in a nearby town. Just make sure you do a good job of sneaking in your favorite stash to make sure it’s a truly perfect weekend.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18): A windfall of cash or some other type of fortune is headed your way soon, so be sure to look for it. Of course, this makes for some exciting times and you may want to do something crazy with the money like buying up all of the world’s coolest bongs, but be sure to take a breath before doing something impulsive. Think about your purchasing decisions, and even consider saving or investing some of this money.

Pisces (February 19-March 20): This weekend is particularly strong for your love life and offers a good opportunity to make some sort of commitment to that special someone. That doesn’t necessarily mean getting down on one knee, but forging a special trust through a promise that you are committed to keeping will help to advance your relationship tremendously.